Sweet Jesus in a Slayer shirt
theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

theclockworkkid:

I am a mature adult. I am a mature adult that’s not laughing at “Full fart” in the mall 

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

and-the-distance:

Maurizio Iacono - Kataklysm 

and-the-distance:

Maurizio Iacono - Kataklysm 

comfemgem:

Have you practiced not gendering strangers today?

deakythesasscat:

on a scale of one to charlie watts how done are you

bootslots:

do you ever play cards against humanity and there’s that moment where the perfect card for the hand is in your hand and you just go “my time has come” and lay it down with such grace

and then you don’t get the point

senpaimami:

*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*

And just lost another follower.

wificrisis:

why do people say no offense when they’re about to offend you

Thank you for following me. Thank you for reblogging from me. Thank you for liking my posts. Thank you for sending me nice messages. Thank you for staying followed to me. Thank you for making my Tumblr experience amazing. Thank you.

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

Except not all men have dicks. Some have vaginas.

This post is cissexist because it invalidates men without penises.

freckledtrekkie:

the worst kind of misogyny

is the kind that seeps out of your uncle’s mouth at christmas dinner

or from your favorite movie you’ve watched 500 times

or that snide comment your cousin makes on vacation

from the people you trust

and so quick

so slickly spoken

you barely catch it 

neptunain:

please destroy the notion that democrats are the good guys because most of them are just as racist, misogynistic, queerphobic, transphobic, and imperialistic as their republican counterparts. this isn’t an issue that ends with party lines

eludible:

Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me